sorry, but bananas aren’t perfectly designed, they bruise far to easily and go all gooey and smelly. mandarines are much closer to perfect, the nice little sweet ones… and god disappears in a puff of logic References :
Why are you persecuting me by forcing the Banana Theory on our schools? You can’t infringe on my right to force other people’s kids to learn about the Asparagus Theory (the only true way to salvation). References :
YES!!! it is great to see another who knows the truth of the everlasting banana as for when it was peeled by the golden chimp Bo-bo all of the universe came to be. and the great simian saw it was good and there was much defecation. may the blessings of the furry one be upon you all!!! expect the x-tians you guys just suck. References :
April 12th, 2009 at 11:52 am
NO, because the PINK UNICORN did.
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April 12th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Heretic, the children need to be taught the way of the flying spaghetti monster and how he created the universe!
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April 12th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
What ever floats your banana boat. 🙂 I don't care what's taught in school, as long as they get a proper education.
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April 12th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Silly, Monki! We can’t confuse our children by teaching them facts!
j-r
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April 12th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
no, it did not come from a banana, silly, it came from a grape, a VERY well designed grape DUHH!!
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April 12th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
now that's just ridiculous….unlike real religion…;)
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April 12th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
And the lesser primates, too. All we hear are from creationist howler monkeys.
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April 12th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
sorry, but bananas aren’t perfectly designed, they bruise far to easily and go all gooey and smelly. mandarines are much closer to perfect, the nice little sweet ones… and god disappears in a puff of logic
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April 12th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Why are you persecuting me by forcing the Banana Theory on our schools? You can’t infringe on my right to force other people’s kids to learn about the Asparagus Theory (the only true way to salvation).
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April 12th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
YES!!! it is great to see another who knows the truth of the everlasting banana as for when it was peeled by the golden chimp Bo-bo all of the universe came to be. and the great simian saw it was good and there was much defecation. may the blessings of the furry one be upon you all!!! expect the x-tians you guys just suck.
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